Saturday, February 16, 2002,
Mountainview Avenue:
Moving Day:
----- Original Message -----
From: FrankDC@aol.com To:
softball@learnersgate.org
Sent: Saturday, February 16, 2002 9:04 PM Subject: notes
for the guys
Hi guys,
I was over at Jay's today helping them move, and here's a few things
that Sal & Steve Rod wanted you to know:
Jackets look like they're gonna cost around $150, so get that money to
Sal or Steve as soon as possible. They're working on maybe getting a
cheaper, windbreaker-with-lining style for the kids, so tell them if
you'd prefer that or the full-priced jackets for the kids.
Steve says he's having his team celebration party for the guys on March
2nd. Check with him for details.
Frank Rod says he's gonna have the guys and girls over either March 9th
or the weekend after, to hang out, play pool, jacuzzi, listen to his
jukebox, whatever.
And here's a true story (you won't friggin' believe this): We're helping
Jay load the truck, and Hot Rod actually had to carry two boxes and a
chair. He's exhausted. So we get the truck over to the new house, and
start luggin' stuff up the stairs, and Steve disappears for a little
while. We figure he's buying beer, right? A few minutes later, him and
Whigger are driving up Mountainview Avenue with 3 Mexicans in the back
seat. Steve Rod had gone down to the corner and hired the three guys for
the day! I'm still laughing so hard I keep making typing errors trying
to tell the story! So he grabs the cooler and goes upstairs to sit down
and supervise and tell the guys where to put Jay's shit, right, and I
overhear him telling the Mexicans to bring up the rocking chair first,
so he can sit on it!
Hot Rod is a freakin' legend in my book!
I can't wait 'til spring training!
-DC
PS - Pass the jacket and party news on to the guys who aren't online, if
you see them around.
Whigger replies:
let's not forget this story, after i come back with the hired help, im
walking over to my car and i hear decelie, standing by his trunk, go,
"OH SHIT, OH SHIT", but it wasn't the same "oh shit" i
hear from right field as i field the ball that just went through his legs,
no this was different. so i go over to him and he's standing there with
the top half of his key in his hand and the other half in the trunk lock!!
so, decelie says he's screwed, his phone is in the car and his wife wont
be able to get in touch with him and she's expecting him. we notice that
the trunk had at least opened before the key broke and then decelie has a
brainstorm....he would have hollywood wiggle through the backseat(an
opening the size of a baskteball) to unlock the car doors. somehow,
hollywood squeezed himself through the opening, twisting and turning his
arms and head in ways that would make world famous contortionists proud!!
as soon as he gets to the door and unlocks it, stevie rod, with a very
puzzled look on his face, motions to decelie and makes a hand gesture of
someone opening their car door with a remote car door opener. decelie then
looks in his hand and notices he just made hollywood do the best pretzel
impersonation he's ever seen all for nothing!!! decelie cracks up, stevie
rod cracks up, and i nod my head in disbelief. luckily, hollywood was
still trying to wriggle free from the trunk and missed this or he might
have locked decelie in the trunk. well, like they say, "he's a
dick", but he's our dick....on a footnote, i'm sure we made a good
impression on jay's new neighbors with our antics....puerto ricans
crawling through car trunks, white guys (tommy) passed out in the back of
a pickup trunk amid empty beer cans, and another three guys in the
upstairs window eating tasty chicken watching three mexicans work their
ass off!!! WE RULE!!!
Ronster replies:
hey DC, I'm still dying from that story...I was at stevie
and lulu's yesterday and he was telling me the
story...I'm still laughing just picturing him chillin'
and giving directions on where to put shit. It's good
to be king..
Later... |
